Storm Watch 2010

February 3, 2009

By Kevin Allman
Gambit Weekly

As Jeremy Alford reported in his Jan. 19 column, mischief-makers with some allegiance to Louisiana Democrats were hoping to find a prank candidate to run against Sen. David Vitter who could capitalize on the family-values Republican’s still-unspecified but self-described “very serious sin”:

Operatives have been hard at work trying to find an adult film star to qualify for the race. Hopes were initially high about landing Adult Video News award winner Stormy Daniels, a Baton Rouge-area native, but, like Melancon, her prospects are dwindling. Democrats may have to settle for a stripper or, um, other sex worker. But the project is in the pipeline. “It’s going to happen,” one operative says. “It’s getting all wired up now.”

Consider it wired, as is now online:

2010 presents the Pelican State with the opportunity to start with a clean slate–to elect a representative that we can be proud of, who will work tirelessly, and who will challenge the status quo.

We at the Draft Stormy campaign feel that Baton Rouge native Stormy Daniels is best suited to fulfill these duties. Stormy’s real world experience and special understanding of the economic hardships facing Louisianans and Americans make her uniquely qualified to take on the tough challenges we face. Our grass roots movement spans the political spectrum and champions Stormy’s philosophy of personal responsibility and the promotion of individual enterprise. We eschew partisanship and labels, instead judging our leaders on their integrity, character and effectiveness.

By all three of these measures, Stormy Daniels stands above the rest. We invite you to sign up below and Join the Storm to bring an era of responsibility and integrity to our state and our nation!

The Web site Politico snooped around today to find out who was responsible for all this:

The Louisiana Democratic Party has no connection to Stormy or this group that seems to be promoting her without her involvement. On the site is a disclaimer: “This website is not authorized by Stormy Daniels or Wicked Pictures.”

“The Louisiana Democratic Party is not affiliated with the ‘Draft Stormy’ initiative — that movement is a nonpartisan, grass-roots effort,” Scott Jordan, spokesman for the Louisiana Democratic Party [ed. note: and former editor at The Gambit], told us. He added: “If their recruitment effort works, it will surely be interesting, for example, to hear David Vitter explain his vote against the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act to Stormy Daniels.”

Of course, it would probably be just as interesting for Louisiana Democrats to explain to their constituents why they’re putting up the star of Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre against Vitter, who remains popular among evangelicals.* As Alford summed it up:

The sideshow candidate will make it all the more difficult for Vitter to avoid questions about his infidelity. Or she could trivialize the affair and inadvertently help Vitter.

*David Vitter’s office didn’t bother calling back Politico, and we didn’t even try.


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